Inspired by actual events as I try to find creative places to work. Every coffee shop seems to have one of these people.
In the coffee shop local I sit and I read
I think I will stay here as long as I need.
The outlet provides my laptop with power,
The free refills will def'nitely keep me for hours.
The manager glares—I the small-spending jerk
Who dares use his tables as somewhere to work.
But what can he do? I paid for this cup
And I see no reason why my time should be up.